Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Narcissism


Many a face
on the net he assumes.
A soldier, a teacher
a child and a groom.
He can be any person
he’s wanted to be.
There are no limitations,
the net set him free.

Friendships, affairs,
they are all within reach.
Discussions, new feelings,
his life is so rich.

One day she appeared,
just like that on his screen.
The fairest of women,
avatar of a queen.
So funny and smart
and they always agreed.
The cyber was great
He was lucky indeed.

Now she’s broken his heart,
and he tends to forget
that it’s his own creation
that's made him so sad.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Please don’t send me eCards anymore


I love to know you think of me
I love to know you care.
I’m happy when you chat with me
In Messenger or mail.
But please don’t send me eCards anymore.

I love to hear about your deeds
I always want to know.
An SMS brighten my day
Even if just Hello.
But please don’t send me eCards anymore

Cause when I get eCard from you
I wasn’t on your mind.
You have a mailing list, I know
And URL you found.

So

Send me single line to say
That you are fine and care.
But please,
Yes Please
I mean it
Don’t send me eCards anymore.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

I love mushrooms












Mushrooms are organic, natural and green,
mushrooms are full of nutrients and healthier than bean.
Mushrooms don’t emit carbon or led,
and always make you happy when you are sad.
So when you are alone, and lonely in your bed.
Why don’t you try some mushrooms instead?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, mushrooms.

I hope that this poem was not too bad,
and that you learnt something useful,
cause this is its end.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, mushrooms.